A Golden Future

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Ballardy brilliant

“Mummy, what’s cerebral palsy?”

“It’s something you’ve got which means you can win medals in the Paralympics, darling.”

“Awesome.”

Older Son knows that he’s different. He yodels in supermarkets, holds regular coronations for his teddies and sings songs about cheese, and that’s before we even get started on the CP. With Paralympians thundering up and down the track in flashing blades and space-age racing chairs, belting through water like sharks, murdering each other in murderball in fearsome blue Mohawks, leaping into sand like gazelles and flashing their tremendous biceps at the world (thank you Richard Whitehead), his question could not have been better timed. Suddenly we can hardly move for role models in this house. And around two-thirds of them have CP.

Take 20-year-old Hannah Cockroft, T34 gold-medal winner in 100m and 200m. When she was born, doctors said she’d never do anything and would probably die in her teens. She broke the world record for the T34 100m back in May.

“Apparently I’m supposed to be dead.”

“The bus that was supposed to pick us up crashed on the way, then the taxis couldn’t fit our chairs in, so by the time we got the stadium we’d missed first call, final call and the warm-up. I went out and I just wanted to get it over with. And then I got a world record.”

Right you are, Hannah.

Older Son isn’t impressed. “She’s a girl, Mummy.”

“Flame! I wanna live forever…”

Oh. Sorry. Who else have we got?

*peruses extensive list with finger placed thoughtfully against lips*

How about Graeme Ballard? World-record holder for the T36 100m, he took silver in the T36 200m this year. He’s clearly got too much time on his hands as he’s also competed in national 7-a-side football and swimming. Or Josef Craig, S7 400m gold-medal winner in the pool, who smashed the world record in his heat and then, as if the world record had in some way offended him, broke it into even smaller pieces in the final. He’s 15 years old.

Holy guacamole, I feel pathetic.

We went to the Paralympics ourselves on Wednesday. Older Son was starstruck before we had even entered the Park. “Mummy, look!” he hissed in shock as two members of Team GB rocketed by in their chairs (sadly unidentified as they were moving too fast). “ATHLETES!”

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